Day 1
On the day of the final game of the World Cup, i.e. last Sunday, the 9th of July, we got up early and embarked on a 4 day camping trip to Yosemite. We had to get rather early, seeing as we wanted to catch the final game which started at 11 AM and we had to make it to Groveland by that time. Groveland is a small town, located about 40 miles west of Yosemite. It has a bar called the “Iron Door Saloon” and as it turns out, the famed iron doors had to be imported from England when the saloon opened in 1863. Every summer from 7 to 12 grade, I went to Groveland with my theater group, and we stayed in a large house for a week at Pine Mountain Lake, which is located in this little city. Hard as we tried, we did not make it to Groveland on time, and thus had to listen to the first thirty minutes of the game on a Spanish radio station, where they broadcasted it with the required drawn out screams of “Goooooooooooooooooool!!!!” (thrice). To my surprise, the saloon had TVs, not large ones, but good enough, and a great selection of beers. Also, to my surprise, there was a fairly large crowd of people enjoying the game, including some locals, which Monica, in her friendly nature, had the opportunity to befriend. The game, as some of you may know, was intense, and while both teams played well, Italy won. Zissou’s (Zidane’s) headbutting of an Italian player during the 110th minute of the game added to the drama of the game. I don’t really know what the Italian player said to Zidane, but it seemed to have really touched a nerve, pretty hard. While some of us were disappointed with the results, and other were more pleased, we left Groveland immediately after the game, and continued on our route to Yosemite. The locals advised Monica to visit the Rainbow Pool, which is located on the way to Yosemite, and has a cliff where people jump off of. We found this hole, and all four of us jumped off the main cliff into cold water. There was also a natural water slide next to the waterfall. Everyone, other than me, slid down the slide. Jumping was exhilarating, and allowed us to forget about the results of the recent game. Aside from us, there were a bunch of high school or college-age kids, seemingly also locals, who have been coming there for ages, and performing amazing acrobatics off the cliffs. After enjoying the refreshing dive and swim, we continued down the highway and checked in to our camping ground, Yosemite Lakes, located five miles west of the entrance to Yosemite National Park. The campgrounds were nice, with a picnic table, and a place to build a fire with a retractable grill. We set up our tents, one of which was given to us for our wedding. It was a very comfortable and well made tent. (I am not sure that the words comfortable and tent, go hand in hand, so I will refrain from using this adjective in this case.) With the bought firewood, we grilled some chicken (it became charred very quickly, despite being placed around the flame, not directly on top of it. Our dinner consisted of grilled chicken fajitas with beans, grated cheese, medium salsa, and fried zucchini. Delicious. For some reason, camping makes one very hungry. After dinner activity involved getting in our car and driving to the other part of the campgrounds, which consisted of a slight river and a giant RV park. The RV park probably had enough people to qualify as a small city, and had a shuffleboard contraption. We turned in around 9 in the evening. The ground was hard, despite the sleeping pads and seemingly soft sandy ground underneath the tents.
Day 2
After waking up in the morning and having some cereal for breakfast, we got in the car and headed for Yosemite. Our plan for the day was to drive to Tuolumne Meadows, do a small hike there, and then drive to Mariposa Grove, and take a stroll through the famous sequoia forest. As it turned out, Yosemite is quite large, and Tuolumne Meadows were about an hour away from the entrance to the park. The meadows are located at an elevation of about 8500 feet in the High Country of Yosemite. The landscape there is quite different from the landscape in Yosemite Valley. It is much more barren and is generally cooler. Back when I would go to Groveland during summers in school, we would always go backpacking with the group for a few days, and now in retrospect I realize that some of those trips were in the High Country. However, hiking with 50 pounds on your back is a whole different experience than walking around with a Camelbak and a car waiting for you down the hill. The hike was about 5 miles, and included a visit to Dog Lake (we couldn’t figure out from its shape whether why it was given such a moniker) and then to Lambert Dome. On the dome, which is completely barren, we met a science teacher from Oakland who told us about erratics – large rocks or boulders that can be seen throughout the park, that were placed there by the retreating glaciers. We descended the dome, and came back to our car and were glad to wear breathable shoes once again. Then we started on our drive to Mariposa Grove, which turned out to be about two hours away. Everyone passed out, and I was left to my own devices and thoughts about the beautiful nature, and how long it must’ve taken back in the days of stagecoaches to get to Yosemite. By the time we got to Mariposa Grove, it was about 6 o’clock in the evening, and we had a chance to only go for a short walk. We visited the Grizzly Giant tree and the California Tree. As an aside, at the parking lot, the sign indicated that the Grizzly Giant was 0.8 miles away, and after we walked 0.3 miles, another sign indicated that the aforementioned tree was only 0.3 miles away and that the parking lot was 0.3 miles back. We couldn’t figure out how this simple exercise in addition went awry, and proceeded to the Grizzly Giant. It was really large, as the others, and was 2700 years old. 50 yards up the trail, we took photographs in front of the California Tree. This tree is notable for the fact that at the turn of the century two trees in the forest had large archways cut through them, in order for stagecoaches to pass through. As you can imagine, this was not very good for the tree, and the first one died, while this one still remains, although in a highly weakened state. Nonetheless, this little gimmick attracted a large enough number of people, to convince national park officials to include Wawona County in Yosemite National Park. The road to Mariposa Grove was windy and so I requested for us to return before sundown. As we were approaching Yosemite Valley, the sun was just right, and Monica took some beautiful photos of the sunset on Half Dome.
However, the real fun started when we came back to our campground and decided to cook some dinner. It was already dark, but no one was sleeping at the neighboring campsites. We built a fire, and set a pot of water to boil for pasta. Fifteen minutes later, once the water boiled, Monica placed the pasta in the water. We noticed that the fire was dying out, and that the logs needed to be slightly rearranged. Monica went over to the fire to perform this task. However, our grill was always at a slight angle due to the fact that it was on a slight slope, and the pot of water with the pasta slid down and toppled over onto the ground. Monica was upset, but fortunately, we had another bag of pasta, and we quickly set a new pot of water to boil, and started cleaning up the pasta from the ground. Unfortunately, it was already slightly soggy, so we picked up a fair amount of dirt with it. The second pot of water came to a boil, and this time, we were more cautious with our handling of the pot. The pasta was delicious, seeing as we brought along a jar of pasta sauce, and also mixed in the remains of our Gouda cheese and the grated cheese from the night prior. We cleaned up the table, and decided that it would be nice to make some s’mores. Sasha had never had s’mores, and Katya didn’t really like them, but she liked marshmallows, nonetheless. As we prepared the pieces of chocolate and the graham crackers, our neighbors turned on their car alarm and started flashing their headlights. They ran over to us, and pointed a large flashlight into the woods behind our tents and told us, “Look, there’s a large bear out there!” Indeed. We saw the eyes, and an outline of the large bear, and started worrying about whether the bear had dinner yet. Apparently, the bear was just as scared of us, and our neighbors started banging on pots and pans, in order to scare the bear off. Another couple from the campground came to our campsite and told us that the same bear was near them 15 minutes ago. Meanwhile, our neighbors told the camp ranger about the bear sighting, to which they instructed us to make more noise. Eventually the bear left our campground. A few minutes later we heard more rustling in the trees close to our tents, but we made some noise to scare it off. A few more minutes passed, and the bear was sighted by our neighbor who went to water a nearby tree, and much to his chagrin was met by the fierce glowing eyes of the bear. Twenty minutes went by, and a ranger arrived on an old jeep, the kind that mailmen drive in the suburbs, complete with a steering wheel on the right-hand side. He drove around, revving his engine and shining his lights in various directions. Then he departed, telling us to lock our food in the car and not bring any of it into our tents. He also told us that nobody has ever been attacked by a bear at their campsite and that they didn’t have any bear-proof food storage containers that are common in Yosemite. We worried a little, made a few off-hand jokes about bears eating us at night, and went to sleep around 11:30 in the evening.
Day 3
The third day began with an early awakening in order to start on our major day hike before it got too hot. We made sandwiches, and headed for the Yosemite Valley floor where we were to start on our 4.6 mile hike up the deceptively named Four Mile Trail to Glacier Point. The ascent was about 3000 feet. We parked our car at a parking lot and discovered a couple that was parked next to us and were arguing over something. It turned out that they had the misfortune of renting an “intelligent” car which locked their keys inside. We wished them luck, took some pictures, and left. The hike was strenuous, but not unbearable due to the frequent breaks that we took and the beautiful vistas along the whole trail. For three-fourths of the trip up we had a spectacular view of the valley floor, El Capitan, and Yosemite Falls, and for the latter quarter, we saw the other side of the valley, with a great view of Half Dome. About a quarter of the way up the trail, we were passed by a gentleman in his 50s who ran past us. During the last third of the leg up to Glacier Point, he ran past us, on his way back from Glacier Point, and told us that it was going to get easier soon. He was exaggerating, mostly.
But we made it at last, after 3 hours, and proceeded to eat our packed lunches in a shady area with a view of Half Dome and Nevada and Vernal Falls. The fact that 99% of the other visitors to Glacier Point drove up, didn’t bother us much.
We spent an hour at the peak, and started descending back to the valley, using the same trail. Along the way we lost Sasha’s camera and sighted a bear with two cubs, as well as a doe with a fawn. After getting in the car and unsuccessfully trying to locate the lost and found office, we bought a pint of ice cream and gobbled it up. All day, we had a clear view of the valley floor below and the nice Merced River that flowed through it. We wanted to swim in it, but couldn’t figure out how to approach the designated swimming area. So, we started driving along the river, and Monica spotted a small beach next to a bridge. There was only one family of five at the beach. We decided that this was our spot, parked the car, changed, and went to the beach. The water was ice cold, seeing as it was coming from the nearby mountains and descending via numerous waterfalls around the valley. The only way, it turned out, was to jump into the river from the bridge. It seemed that we developed a pattern, and the height of the bridge was much less than the cliff that we jumped off of just two days before. We each jumped twice, and yes the water was very cold.
Afterward, we drove home, built a fire, made some cheese and broccoli soup, and some s’mores (successfully this time), and turned in for the night. We did hear some rustling in the nearby bushes, and our brave neighbors were gone by then.
Day 4
The plan for the day was to wake up and have two of us drive to Yosemite Valley to the lost and found office to talk to someone about the lost camera. Fortunately, the people at the entrance gate said that the office is very busy, the camera would not have been submitted there yet, and that the best thing to do would be to simply leave them a detailed message. That was fine with us, and saved us a bunch of time. We broke down our camp, gathered all our belongings, and drove to the heart of Gold Country, past Sonora, into the hills, to Moaning Caverns.
Initially, during the California Gold Rush, miners thought that the cave had gold, and after what turned out to be a huge disappointment, abandoned this beautiful and ancient cave. The cave itself is about 400 feet deep, but the tour that we took allowed us to descend to a level of 165 feet below ground. The caves were nice, and you should just look at the pictures that we posted on our photo webpage. Lastly, we made the obligatory stop at In-n-Out Burger.
It was a great trip.
Here are links to pictures of our adventures in Yosemite.
Day 1: http://simonica.smugmug.com/gallery/1674387
Day 2: http://simonica.smugmug.com/gallery/1674881
Day 3: http://simonica.smugmug.com/gallery/1674998
Day 4: http://simonica.smugmug.com/gallery/1675099
P.S. The title is a quote from Borat.